Octomom says No To Porn



Many people are trying to paint Nadya Suleman as a soulless and scheming person who has engineered an ingenious cloning project to steal Brad Pitt's affections and therefore more children. I disagree.



I think this woman is clinically insane and needs immediate psychological attention, including wardrobe assistance from the padded garment department.

However, while the world chastises and publicly destroys this lunatic, Nadya has just shown an incredible degree of self-restraint and unbridled love for her many children. By turning down a one million dollar offer from the impeccably classy organisation Vivid Entertainment to become a porn actress, she has proven that not everyone has a price.

OK - that's bullshit - she's just holding out for (a) better money (shot).


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