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    Donkey Douche

    In order to have safe sex with a donkey, the man must first clean out the donkey with a donkey douche. "I am heading to Tijuana for the weekend. Don't forget to pack my Donkey Douche."... Post Comment


    Douche Nugget

    A young Douche in Training. Usually the offspring of a couple from New Jersey. ... Post Comment


    Douche Hound

    A guy who has no scruples, will sink to the low of the low, and will bang any creature that moves. "She must have weighed three bills. Only a douche hound would've wrecked that poon."... Post Comment


    Donnie Douche

    Donnie Douche is the nickname for CNBC host Donnie Deutsch.... Post Comment


    Guy La Douche

    Womanizer extraordinaire and Sideline Announcer on famed Japanese show MXC. "Guy La Douche is truly a legend"... Post Comment


    Douche Chills

    An uncomfortable feeling one gets when they sense they are in the presence of douchery. Example: That Ryan Seacrest gives me the douche chills! ... Post Comment


    Douchen Taag

    A hip way for Germans to greet each other in the morning. Example: A mighty Douchen Taag to you my good man. Did you bring the plans for the Fourth Reich? ... Post Comment


    Eliza Douche-ku

    A female who possesses strong douche qualities. Example: Sally wiped her ass with my pillow! What an Eliza Douche-ku!... Post Comment


    Douche Du Jour

    Literally translates to "Douche of the Day". Example: For 2,920 days straight, George W. Bush earned himself the title of Douche du Jour.... Post Comment


    Douchestrodamus

    An individual with the uncanny capability of foreseeing future douchery. Example: "Jim told me Ryan was a total douche but I didn't believe it until he tried to bang my mom. Jim is a regular Douchestrodamus."... Post Comment



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