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Donkey Douche
In order to have safe sex with a donkey, the man must first clean out the donkey with a donkey douche. "I am heading to Tijuana for the weekend. Don't forget to pack my Donkey Douche."... Post Comment
Submitted by haus on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 01:58Douche Nugget
A young Douche in Training. Usually the offspring of a couple from New Jersey. ... Post Comment
Submitted by haus on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 01:55Douche Hound
A guy who has no scruples, will sink to the low of the low, and will bang any creature that moves. "She must have weighed three bills. Only a douche hound would've wrecked that poon."... Post Comment
Submitted by haus on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 01:51Donnie Douche
Donnie Douche is the nickname for CNBC host Donnie Deutsch.... Post Comment
Submitted by haus on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 01:48Guy La Douche
Womanizer extraordinaire and Sideline Announcer on famed Japanese show MXC. "Guy La Douche is truly a legend"... Post Comment
Submitted by haus on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 01:45Douche Chills
An uncomfortable feeling one gets when they sense they are in the presence of douchery. Example: That Ryan Seacrest gives me the douche chills! ... Post Comment
Submitted by Dreezy on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 16:07Douchen Taag
A hip way for Germans to greet each other in the morning. Example: A mighty Douchen Taag to you my good man. Did you bring the plans for the Fourth Reich? ... Post Comment
Submitted by Dreezy on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 14:30Eliza Douche-ku
A female who possesses strong douche qualities. Example: Sally wiped her ass with my pillow! What an Eliza Douche-ku!... Post Comment
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 01:07Douche Du Jour
Literally translates to "Douche of the Day". Example: For 2,920 days straight, George W. Bush earned himself the title of Douche du Jour.... Post Comment
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 00:56Douchestrodamus
An individual with the uncanny capability of foreseeing future douchery. Example: "Jim told me Ryan was a total douche but I didn't believe it until he tried to bang my mom. Jim is a regular Douchestrodamus."... Post Comment
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 00:48
