Revelation: Joe The Plumber, Deliverence-inspired GOP media ape is a homophobe!
In an interview with Christianity Today magazine, America's favourite primate Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher or 'Joe the Plumber' discussed his views on homosexuals or "queers" as he delicately put it. Stating that "I wo... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 23:11Glenn Beck and the Teleprompter Conspiracy: The tool calling the stool brown
Ultra right-wing “journalist” (melodramatic conspiracy theorist) Glenn Beck recently dubbed President Obama “The Manchurian Candidate” as he blasted him for his use of a teleprompter. Saying that he would ... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 23:06Libya's Gandhafi Declares Himself "Pimp of the Arab World"
At the Arab Summit in Qatar on Monday, Libya's leader, Moammar Gadhafi, definitely made a name for himself. First of all he came dressed for the occasion. He then stood up and start sucking hi you know what. "I am an... Read Full Article
Submitted by haus on Mon, 03/30/2009 - 21:31Newt Gingrich, The Adulterer, Declares Obama as Being Anti-Catholic
Notre Dame has recently invited President Barack Obama to give the commencement address at their University on May 17. Many Catholics are outraged because, "The Catholic community and Catholic institutions should n... Read Full Article
Submitted by haus on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 10:09YouTube Blocked in China - Shocker!
YouTube officials have confirmed that as of yesterday, access to their popular video sharing site has been blocked by Chinese authorities. In an act of customary defiance and paranoia, the not-so-friendly or tolerant... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 00:14The Empire Strikes Back; then craps in pants...
In his first public interview since he and his cronies were unceremoniously booted and booed out of office in January and with a paltry 30 per cent popularity rating, former white house overlord Dick Cheney took a ... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 01:03How to Mature by Levi Johnston to Bristol Palin - Knock Up then Grow Up.
Levi Johnston has told Good Morning America that he might marry Sarah Palin's Daughter Bristor Palin in the future. He said he wants to grow up first. Shouldn't you grow up before you knock up? ... Read Full Article
Submitted by crack on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 00:56Bin Laden Turns 52, Does Not Go To Vegas For Bday
Today is Osama Bin Laden's B-day and I can't help but wonder how he celebrates. I imagine he has 53 of his followers (one for good luck of course) suicide bomb themselves simultaneously as he eats a Baskin Robbi... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 19:25Joe The Dumber
The GOP appears content to be seen as the floundering opposition party these days. They confirmed this by inviting America's favourite unlicensed, tax-challenged superhero plumber to be a featured speaker at the Co... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 00:00Jindal takes Palin torch; Burns fingers
As Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal came into sight and approached the microphone to launch the GOP’s response to Barack Obama’s speech to congress, one could hear MSNBC’s Chris Matthews murmuring a pre-emptiv... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 22:40
