Who is this Drunk Burglar Douche?
I go out in West Lake Village, CA often with my girlfriend and when I went to the bathroom one night my girlfriend caught this guy drinking what was left of my beer. How fucking gross it that. I was using that beer as... Read Full Article
Submitted by crack on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:50Billy Bob Thornton Tries To One Up Joaquin Phoenix
While promoting his band's tour in Canada, Billy Bob Thornton gave a baffling interview with a Toronto DJ where he refused to answer several basic questions while getting more irate every second for no apparent reason.... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Wed, 11/04/2009 - 09:54Perez Hilton - Hurting His Own Team
For starters, I did not, never have, and never will watch a beauty pageant no matter how desperate times have become, not that they are desperate now or anything like that. Despite my best efforts not to ever take se... Read Full Article
Submitted by brezzo on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 21:00Heidi Montag + Twitter = Retarded April Fools Prank
On April 1st, Heidi Montag posted the following to her Twitter account to announce her "pregnancy"... "I wanted to tell my twitter friends first.... I am pregnant!!!!!!!! I couldn't be more excited!!! I hope its a... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 13:37Paris Possibly Procreating Prompts Projectile Puking
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are considering having a baby. They have only been dating for a month, but Doug told In Style Magazine that "Paris would make a great mom — she's my Angel Princess. I'd love to hav... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Fri, 03/27/2009 - 14:15Kathy Griffin Proves She Doesn't Have A Penis
Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin were shooting an episode of "My Life On The D-List" when Kathy decided to show off her undies. It may be the first time ever that Paris Hilton has NOT used her catchphrase "That's hot.... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 16:58No One Was Kidnapped On Dancing With The Stars Today... But It Was A Close One
A man named Robert O’Ryan was arrested at CBS studios for jumping the fence with the attempt to kidnap Dancing With The Stars finalist/Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson. When police searched O'Ryan's car, they found l... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 03/26/2009 - 12:10The Three Stooges Get Raped By Hollywood
MGM and the Farrelly brothers have been developing a feature remake of The Three Stooges. Please make sure there are no weapons near you before reading the following sentence because you will most likely murder an... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Wed, 03/25/2009 - 17:09Twitter: Yet Another Outlet for Douchery
Twitter seems to be causing problems for celeb couples lately. Ashton Kutcher got away with uploading the above pic of Demi Moore to his Twitter account...but most recently, Twitter has caused the breakup of John ... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Tue, 03/24/2009 - 19:29Lisa Rinna Shows America How To Get A Job
In a shameless attempt to get noticed and get a part on the CW's new Melrose Place, Lisa Rinna (who appeared on the original Melrose Place) has decided that whoring herself out in traffic is a better strategy tha... Read Full Article
Submitted by Dreezy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:38
