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    Connecticut wife takes "ball and chain" thing a bit too seriously

    A Connecticut woman was arrested for shackling herself to her sleeping husband. In an effort to reconcile their earlier differences, Helen Sun (37, demented) handcuffed herself to Robert Drawbough as he slept in thei... Read Full Article


    Josef Fritzl Wins Trip to Hell for Father's Day

    Josef Fritzl, The 73-year-old Austrian electrical engineer who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years, went on trial today. Fritzl raped his daughter over 3,000 times and fathered 7 children with her. He pleaded guil... Read Full Article


    Douchery Reaches New Levels In Texas

    Seven employees of a Corpus Christi home for the mentally disabled are suspended (and hopefully hung in public) for forcing residents to fight each other. There were apparently cell phone videos taken of the event... Read Full Article


    Joe The Dumber

    The GOP appears content to be seen as the floundering opposition party these days. They confirmed this by inviting America's favourite unlicensed, tax-challenged superhero plumber to be a featured speaker at the Co... Read Full Article


    Octomom says No To Porn

    Many people are trying to paint Nadya Suleman as a soulless and scheming person who has engineered an ingenious cloning project to steal Brad Pitt's affections and therefore more children. I disagree. I think ... Read Full Article


    IRAN born Samim Anghaie steals 3.4 Million from NASA

    University of Florida Professor Samim Anghaie and his wife used 3.4 Million of government funding from NASA to pay for personal items instead of funding research. Samim is an Iranian born citizen living in the U.... Read Full Article



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