In his first public interview since he and his cronies were unceremoniously booted and booed out of office in January and with a paltry 30 per cent popularity rating, former white house overlord Dick Cheney took a day off from eating babies to attempt to re-energize his party's tried and trusted fear-mongering ways.
Employing similar tactics that somehow managed to win re-election for his lapdog over 4 years ago, Cheney used the weekend interview to kindly remind us how we are living in a time of war and under constant threat of attack. He accused the Obama administration of increasing that threat.
I for one was thrilled by the pathetic sight of Cheney being wheeled around on inauguration day with the face of a bulldog eating a wasp out of a cow's arse as it gave me hope that surely we were not far from seeing the end of this evil old bastard.
Unfortunately the world has not yet been graced by the death of this megalomaniac, although we are encouraged by the fact that people have grown immune to his ways. Common sense will inevitably prevail and the ways of Bush, Cheney and Rove will fade into distant memory.
