Revelation: Joe The Plumber, Deliverence-inspired GOP media ape is a homophobe!

Joe The Plumber's phone interview with Christianity Today

In an interview with Christianity Today magazine, America's favourite primate Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher or 'Joe the Plumber' discussed his views on homosexuals or "queers" as he delicately put it. Stating that "I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children", the Plumber must have caught many of his adoring fans by delighted surprise as they woke to celebrate Cinco De Mayo with their guns and/or cousins.

There is no question Plumber has played a part in waking people up to the fact that there is a deep-seeded problem within the Republican party. As the race for the Whitehouse intensified, a sinister face of the Republican Party came to the fore as racist remarks and violent threats aimed at Barack Obama surfaced. There is little doubt that if a plumbing-related attack had been sprung against the Obama family, fearless Joe would surely have been the unlicensed mastermind behind it.

Just like former leader of the free world George W. Bush, the Plumber has said that he has no intention of becoming a leader unless he receives a sign from the heavens. If there is such a thing as divine intervention or justice of any kind in this world of ours, I sincerely hope that the sign heaven decides to send is in the form of lethal bolts of lightning. This clown-show needs to end.


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