Libya's Gandhafi Declares Himself "Pimp of the Arab World"

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At the Arab Summit in Qatar on Monday, Libya's leader, Moammar Gadhafi, definitely made a name for himself. First of all he came dressed for the occasion. He then stood up and start sucking hi you know what. "I am an international leader, the dean of the Arab rulers, the king of kings of Africa and the imam (leader) of Muslims, and my international status does not allow me to descend to a lower level," Gadhafi said. Definitely modesty at it's best.

This guy has quite the history. He at one point denounced America. America then bombed his palace, he pissed in his pants, denounced terrorism and won a Nobel Peace Prize. WTF? Thats like giving a rehabilitated sexual predator a teaching job at an all boys summer camp academy.

After declaring himself the pimp of the Muslim World he stormed out of the summit and went on a tour of a local museum. I just had to bring that up because I can just imagine him being totally irate, storming out of a summit, getting into his car and telling his driver, "To the nearest museum!" Gotta love it.

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