Glenn Beck and the Teleprompter Conspiracy: The tool calling the stool brown

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Ultra right-wing “journalist” (melodramatic conspiracy theorist) Glenn Beck recently dubbed President Obama “The Manchurian Candidate” as he blasted him for his use of a teleprompter.

Saying that he would like to know who is writing Obama’s speeches, Beck used his amazing psychic powers to deduce that clearly they were not his own words. He then proceeded to back-track somewhat, stating that he had no problem with using a teleprompter in certain cases, perhaps due to the fact that he himself uses one on his own show as he saves his minions of chimps and garden gnomes from left-wing domination.

When it comes to Fox TV, it is obvious that one should never really take their presenters or anchors seriously (see Bill O'Reilly). However, this blubbering drama queen really does take the biscuit. He never passes up an opportunity to jump to sensational conclusions or feign waterworks in order to play TV evangelist in the pursuit of his own sensationalist agenda of paranoid lunacy and dim-wittedness.


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