Bin Laden Turns 52, Does Not Go To Vegas For Bday

Osama Bin Laden celebrates his birthday

Today is Osama Bin Laden's B-day and I can't help but wonder how he celebrates. I imagine he has 53 of his followers (one for good luck of course) suicide bomb themselves simultaneously as he eats a Baskin Robbins cake and replies to all his Facebook bday greetings. Let's all wish Osama a happy bday and hope that it's his last one.

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