Madonna Goes Through Many Phases, Currently She's 13 Going On 60

Madonna dressed like a teenage punk girl

The only explanation for Madonna's outfit is that she apparently went all Freaky Friday and switched bodies with Avril Lavigne. Meaning that somewhere out there, Avril Lavigne is wearing a pointy bra and having sex with baseball players. Please stay tuned for photos of that.

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