John Mayer Losing His Mind, Clearly No Loss Of Pubic Hair Though

John mayer reveals his mankini

John Mayer doesn't seem too crushed about losing Jennifer Aniston this week. He is planning to host a four day cruise from L.A. to Cabo San Lucas and is showing off his excitement for it by wearing the green "mankini" made famous by Borat.

Mayer has continued to reveal his insanity through Twitter and most recently posted ""I'm getting my bikini wax for the Mayercraft Carrier". Unless the cruise party has a 70's porno theme, that's probably a good idea.


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