In case you thought chivalry was making a comeback, Rihanna has proved that it's as dead as Pauley Shore's career and that the last thing a woman wants is to be treated well. Instead of filing a restraining order on Chris Brown and deciding to never see him again after he beat her face like it owed her money, Rihanna decided to record a duet with him and there are rumors they are back together. What does this teach little boys all over the world? If you want to attract a girl, pulling her pigtails just isn't enough. Before you can give her that kiss on the cheek, you have to give it an uppercut first.
And in case you were wondering, the duet they are recording is not a remake of Pat Benetar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot".
