The expression ‘overnight success’ has never had more significance than when used to describe an American Idol winner (or runner-up / loser / possibly anyone showing signs of mental imbalance or Abdulism). One such ‘success’ story from TV’s epic karaoke / freak-show is David Cook, winner of season seven.
Promoting and touring heavily since his glorious victory, rip-off merchant Cook showed in a recent post on his Myspace page showed that he had comfortably advanced to the status of arsehole many months and even possibly years ahead of schedule. Conveniently forgetting that his win and subsequent success was due to the throngs of tone-deaf and screaming nitwits attending his concerts, Cook has turned around to “condemn” the behavior of the people who were trying to find his whereabouts while on tour and profess their undying love for him.
Apart from sculpting his legendary facial hair and working on different fringe-angles, there is little doubt that David would much rather be left alone to rip off tunes and model sports jackets. Unfortunately, he has failed to realize that in show business is just like any other - the customer is always right, regardless of mental instability. Cook is not even close to being jaded enough to be dismissing fan attention just yet.
American Idol David Cook - America's Next Prima Donna?
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