Twitter seems to be causing problems for celeb couples lately. Ashton Kutcher got away with uploading the above pic of Demi Moore to his Twitter account...but most recently, Twitter has caused the breakup of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. Aniston apparently dumped Mayer after he was non-responsive to her calls with the excuse of being busy with work. Angered Aniston then noticed that despite this excuse, he had time to constantly update his Twitter status, thus causing the breakup. After Aniston broke up with Mayer, he updated his Twitter to read "This heart didn't come with instructions."
Although "Friends" no longer gives us laughter on a weekly basis, it's great that we can pretend it never ended with episodes such as "The One Where Rachel Dumped Her Musician Boyfriend Because He Spent Too Much Time Updating His Social Networking Status Updates Instead Of Calling Her Back." Could that BE a better title?
Twitter: Yet Another Outlet for Douchery
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