Paris Possibly Procreating Prompts Projectile Puking

Paris Hilton with Doug Reinhardt

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are considering having a baby. They have only been dating for a month, but Doug told In Style Magazine that "Paris would make a great mom — she's my Angel Princess. I'd love to have some mini Parises one day".

Paris agrees that she would make a great mom. "I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children,’ she’s said.

So I guess that takes the number of people happy about Paris Hilton's potential pregnancy to three: Paris, Doug, and a small business owner who sells birth cigars stating "It's a Whore!"


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