Huge Weight Lifted Off Lohan's Shoulders...Breasts Still Weigh Same...PHEW

Lindsay Lohan posing for the camera.

Lindsay Lohan no longer has a warrant out for her arrest. Because of some misunderstanding that no one really cares about, Lindsay Lohan temporarily had a warrant out for her arrest and now does not. This affects your life in no way, but it's another great excuse to show a picture of Lindsay Lohan. So that's cool.

Please stay tuned for tomorrow's article where we show another busty photo of Lindsay and then explain how she breathes oxygen to stay alive. It's gonna be a good one.

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