On April 1st, Heidi Montag posted the following to her Twitter account to announce her "pregnancy"...
"I wanted to tell my twitter friends first.... I am pregnant!!!!!!!! I couldn't be more excited!!! I hope its a boy!"
This was obviously an April fools prank and yet another way for a celebrity to show retardation through Twitter. If Heidi Montag can post fake news with no consequences, we at Douche Du Jour can as well. So in fake news, Heidi's boyfriend Spencer Pratt was spotted giving a BJ to Perez Hilton in an alley behind a West Hollywood IHOP yesterday. When asked what the hell he was doing, Spencer responded, "Uh.. April Fools! I'm totally not gay. I got you guys so good by blowing Perez in an alley. I love April Fools...and dudes in my mouth! April Fools again!"
In even more fake news, Heidi Montag just stated that she definitely regrets her Twitter posting about her fake pregnancy. Especially since strangers keep running up to her and punching her in the stomach.
