The latest casting call for Tyra Bank's "Top Model" turned ugly when three people were arrested for disorderly conduct and inciting a riot. A hopeful New Jersey model who showed up to the tryout stated that "Everyone got thrown everywhere". Let us pray that someone got footage of this model riot. Tyra claims she has no idea what happened, but who isn't suspicious that Tyra is secretly creating a Top Model fight club tournament to find her new BFF? It's as if Paris Hilton and Michael Vic brainstormed to come up the most amazing show ever made!
After the incident, two people were taken to the hospital and four others refused any treatment. And in fake news, those not taken to the hospital started a pillow fight which eventually led to Guinness Book of World Record's largest public lesbian orgy.
*And in case you forgot that Tyra Banks isn't human and actually one of satan's minions, here is a Family Guy clip to remind us all of her true nature.
