Josef Fritzl Wins Trip to Hell for Father's Day

Fritzl the Scumbag

Josef Fritzl, The 73-year-old Austrian electrical engineer who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years, went on trial today. Fritzl raped his daughter over 3,000 times and fathered 7 children with her. He pleaded guilty to charges of rape, incest, false imprisonment and coercion.

The scumbag lawyer who is defending this piece of human dirt claimed that Fritzl was not a monster but was a proven good human because he did not let the children in the cellar die but he provided for his "downstairs" family just as much as he did for his "upstairs" family. That sounds like a pretty sound argument but I am still confused by the whole making his daughter a slave, raping her, having children with her, etc. Where the hell was her mother at this whole time? I have a hard time believing she had no idea. WTF?

Either way, this is by far one of the most disturbing stories I have ever come across. The image above is almost as disturbing. I am quite happy that Austria abolished the death penalty in 1968. This maggot deserves to rot in a 4 by 4 cell.

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